When your wife catches you blowing a dude on a boat off a Florida nude beach, the correct response is to immediately apologize, and, once the situation has cooled, have a frank, open conversation about sexuality. Not recommended: throwing her off of the back of your jet ski and leaving her for dead.
O’ Florida, your headlines never cease to amaze me
when you find this in your ask box share 5 facts about yourself, then pass it on to 10 of your favorite followers. 😊
(1) I’m extremely self conscious
(2) I could live on seafood Alfredo, pizza, and grilled cheese-bacon sandwiches
(3) I was a professional ballerina and piano player at a young age now I can barley play piano at all
(4) I’ve traveled to 8 countries
(5) I had a wonderful childhood
When you find this in your ask box share 5 facts about yourself, then pass it on to 10 of your favorite followers. 😊
1) I tend to cut people off very quickly
2) the quote “everything happens for a reason” has acted as a driving force in my life
3) when I was three yrs old I was in Egypt and this guy tried to buy my from my parents so I could marry his son
4) I’m my hardest critic..
5) I refer to my bed as Baé